Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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