a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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