we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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