He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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