Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Shame - the story of my life.
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