we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
