i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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