My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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