batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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