Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
one two three fourrrrnication!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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