fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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