that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
