"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it glows. i had to have it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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