yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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