did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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