My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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