After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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