yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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