i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
