my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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