Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
