I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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