so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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