Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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