As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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