and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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