I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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