You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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