Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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