Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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