I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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