People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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