white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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