ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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