I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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