If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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