I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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