good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
not ubering you a puppy
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