If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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