operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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