All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you would pick up someone in the library
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
