bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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