I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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