No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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