Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He shit in the fireplace
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