no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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