I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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