Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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