Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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