I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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