i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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