that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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