you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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