i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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