I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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