I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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