Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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