he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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